GRRR!!!

Just every once in a while..


Checker to me: You should have gone through a different line
Me: Sorry about that..
Checker to me: What does the coupon say?
Me: It says....
Checker: Can you read it?
Me: Yeah, it says $1 off of 2...
Checker: Well then you should have gone through my line
Me: This morning's papers has doubler the coupon offered..I just need it applied.

On Hold While Checker answers another customers question.. two three four.. wishing there was better Muzak playing...

Checker: Well the system says you've exceeded your coupons on this transaction do you understand that?
Me: I'm afraid I don't because I've already inserted my $1 Catalina and $1/2 Skippy's into your coupon machine.

On Hold again while checker helps another person with question...
Checker: Well I can't do anything about it.

Me: Will Customer service be able to help me?
Checker: I guess so.. yeah. When they open in an hour.

On Hold again while checker helps another customer.. this time me and my coffee addicted self leaves.. Ridiculous.

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